By VIVIAN GRANT
We love Friends of Equines. The feeling is not mutual.
They are saying goodbye to us forever for the miserable good for nothings we are.
FOE thinks we are a bunch of “sorry, dispassionate, lazy, cowardly sops.”
That’s not all.
We are a haphazard group of paper pushers — when we even bother to do that — and go around kissing the backsides of do nothing jerk type politicians in DC, believing all their lies while horses are being brutally butchered for their meat, all the time, like every day, or every 5 minutes or something, thanks to wimpy, useless types like us.
Think they’re finished? There’s more.
We are so cowardly we do not stand up for the horses because we are afraid other spineless humans will think we’re psycho Peta types. Or heaven forbid, the government might see us, find out our names and stuff, then throw us into murky dungeons because we are all really terrorists who want to destroy America.
Worst of all, with all our inept floundering, we get nothing done.
Think I am being overly snarky even for me. Take a read. >> Friends of Equines say Goodbye to Anti-Slaughter Non-Movement.